Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I was very, very wrong, and will be again

And I admit it. That's all she wrote folks. No lawsuits or riots, at least not yet. Obama, like CNN predicted, lapped McCain. And yes, I am a false prophet in every sense of the word. Almost every state I named to go McCain went Obama. It makes me laugh. 

Well, it's been fun. I am actually kind of ambivalent about the whole imbroglio now. The Obamessiah has conquered, and socialism will be the order of the day, but is anything new under the sun? Doubt it. 


You can tell a person is insane by the fact that they try the same thing over and over again expecting a different result, a wise man once said. Well, here goes some insanity. I'm predicting again. Ready? Good. 

Hillary Clinton resigns her senator-ship to be Secretary of State for Obama. J-Bide then mysteriously disappears within the next 20 months. I'm gonna go with plane crash. Of course, there's always the possibility that a Klanner shoots the man J Gibbs has called the first half-white president. Or both. I can't say I'd be surprised at either. 

UPDATE: Curtis has brought up the interesting question of the stock market. He calls a collective dive. I say no such luck. We've just voted in the first democrat in 8 years, the first (half-)black president ever, and New York is a blue state. Hillary's the governor, and the Dutch Reformed guys upstate sure didn't choose her. I say the market jumps maybe 250 to 300 points tomorrow alone. It'll shallow out the next few days, but people are excited - especially Democrats with money. Worldwide we'll see repercussion climbs and also climbs of the markets on their own. Europe wants this man. 

ANOTHER UPDATE: In this post I say some pretty heavy things about democratic political figures. I have great respect for Pres-elect Obama. I honestly do. His rhetoric and his intelligence won this race. When I talk about potential assassinations, I do not want or encourage this. I'm just saying that if the man goes into the Deep South, some crazy idiot is bound to take a pot shot at the first black President. 

14 comments:

  1. "You can tell a person is insane by the fact that they try the same thing over and over again expecting a different result, a wise man once said."

    My sentiments exactly. When shall we introduce something new? Like I said before, I'll be the first in line. But until then, I am a man of anarchy.

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  2. Got it. Took me long enough. That A is terrible. You need to figure out a way to space it right. Nice touch, though. A large contingent of NSA students wanted to go watch V for Vendetta after seeing the results.

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  3. Yeah, well I was wrong too. I knew it would be really close this time, but I seriously thought McCain would win out in the end. Surprise! Someone find me a noose, please...

    (haha,I actually wrote "moose" the first time. Hahaha! I would LOVE to have a moose right about now. :P)

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  4. Had a typo on my first post...so here it is again...

    Must respect leader...must respect leader...must respect lea..

    This is hard.

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  5. Yeah, I just took the "deleted by author" one off. I was wondering what happened!

    Tell me about it dude. It was hard enough with President Bush.

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  6. I'm sure H. Rodham Clinton will find a way to get back into the white house (because it should have been hers in the first place) via the president's cabinet somehow.

    As far as the ideas regarding the "disappearance" of certain high-ups, we must remember that we are talking about democrats here. Don't put anything beyond them. Everything is possible. Could be an outside job but I'm thinking that if the Clintons are involved, we could be talking about an inside job too... history is bound to repeat itself. LOL

    Since you seem to be in a predicting mood, what do you think will happen to the stock markets, not just in America, but also around the world tomorrow? I'm thinking that they take a collective dive...

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  7. Can someone give me a handkerchief.

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  8. Dane! You still visit your blog! That's great. Hey, no sobbing pity parties here. Faith, that goes for you too. No suicide on our blog. (although, if you were able to commit digital suicide, I'd be very much impressed. Disgusted and creeped out, but impressed. We might even rename the blog for you -- not that we want you to go at all, but that'd still be pretty crazy to see, no?)

    Curtis, I updated the post so that everyone can see my thoughts more easily. I'm not as optimistic about our country's ability to realize the utter mess we're in.

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  9. Oh, sorry Kaleb. I apologise. As honored as I am that you would consider renaming your blog after me, I couldn't find rope strong enough. So, I guess I'll just have to live through this.

    No really, this will be interesting. I actually do want to see what happens in the next four years.

    Hey, do any of you know any good (and fairly easy to understand) books on politics or government or anything?

    (And what time zone is your blog in, Kaleb?? There's no way its pacific, or your last comment was posted twenty minutes in the future!)

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  10. Yeah, the blog is on Central Time, so it's 2 hours ahead of Moscow.

    As far as political books go, I'm pretty ignorant. Anyone else?

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  11. Kaleb, I did have it spaced correctly, blogger messed it up!

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  12. Faith, I know my name's not Curtis, but just in case he doesn't happen on this comment, here goes.

    The DJIA is shorthand for Dow Jones Industrial Average. Here's a wiki article on that, but I'm just telling you it may be more trouble than it's worth. More or less, the Dow Jones is the Stock Market, Wall Street, all that good stuff.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dow_Jones_Industrial_Average

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  13. Thanks, Kaleb, for pointing out that your name is not Curtis. Its good to get things like that out in the open. :P

    Aha! Thank you. Sheesh, I've so much to learn! *bangs head on books* Learning by osmosis?

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