Beerbohm
6 years ago
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Poll
Well, It's a tie between God and Chuck Norris. It looks like they're going to have to duke it out to decide who is the real winner. Although, someone ought to warn Chuck Norris that he'll probably end up with a dislocated hip; that is if he does not get totally annihilated (God is one tough dude).
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I love the labels on this one. Oh and by the way, I justify my choice of Chuck Norris by the qualifier "in the world." God, strictly speaking, is not "in the world." At least, not literally in the physical world like we are in the physical world. Or I don't think He is. But I'm probably wrong and blaspemous.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, it's not the first time God and Chuck have collided. You've heard, of course, about how Chuck flattened the earth after God made it spherical? (see my blogger profile if you're forgetful) Well, the whole thing sort of amused the Lord, He having a sense of humor and all (I mean, a platypus? Seriously?). So he told Michael that he (Michael, not God) and Chuck oughta duke it out over who gets to kick Satan into Hell at Armageddon (or Supergeddon, depending on your denominational viewpoint). So they do. A lot. Most recently they had a quick bout of fisticuffs over Texas, and before that the most serious thing was a spar over Burma last year. Oh yeah, they tried underwater one time in the Indian ocean a couple Christmases ago, but they didn't like that so much. There was the one time, long long ago, they played WWF rules. Over what is today Oregon, Chuck pulled a pile-driver on Michael. The resulting divot filled with water and we've made it a national park.
I really have no idea what you two are talking about, but just know that I'm laughing really hard. Your comment, Kaleb. Wow. *dies*
ReplyDeleteSo, what is it with Chuck Norris? Does anyone really know who Chuck Norris really *is*?? 'Cause I sure don't. Should I be feeling stupid right now?? So ... many ... questions! lol
Yeah, Chuck Norris is pretty much the man. He's the guy who plays in "Walker, Texas Ranger." He's sort of like Steven Seagal - B movies, he can't be beaten, that sort of thing - except he has this supposed persona of the ultimate man's man. The whole thing is a massive joke, because nobody really likes him except in the context of Chuck Norris jokes. Anyway, his pictures and filmography are here: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/
ReplyDeleteIn the world is a broad Philosophical term that means "everything that exists, and some things that don't". That was really my thought-process when I included God. But even so, are you really saying that Chuck Norris is better than an MLT. I'm not really sure how you would qualify that (I don't think anyone has ever tasted Chuck Norris. . .). Anyway, I voted for "Love", because All is full of it.
ReplyDeleteAha! Thank you for the clarification, Kaleb. Now I'm in the loop too! ... joy. :P
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