Guidelines on how to avoid having a fat head

I would like to share with my readers some good ways I've thought up of avoiding acquiring a fat head at NSA.

1. Try not to look like this :

Folks, this is just too obvious. If your head looks like this, you obviously have issues. It becomes especially apparent if you are stroking your chin. This either means that you are indeed thinking, you wish others to think that you are thinking, or can't think of anything else to do with your hands besides applying them to your chin.










2. Don't study so much and fellowship so little that you look like this:

This is a clear case of what I like to call the mushroom effect. The upper portion of the head, containing the brain becomes bloated, which of course leads to the face (which is mostly responsible for any kind of conversation, let alone intelligent conversations) becoming deficient. This is especially a danger when reading books such as "Gorgias", as you see me doing in this illustration. You see my friends, "Gorgias" is so enthralling that your head can mushroom before you even realize it. I suggest draining your head of cranial fluid immediately after reading this book. This is best done through video games and/or Bucer's.


3. Two heads are better than one. . .


Especially when they look like mine ;)













note for those interested: my head was in no way harmed (or, uh, duplicated) in the creation of this post.