tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6231126096642231532024-03-14T09:48:35.002-07:00Help! I've been flabbergasted!Two college students' views of the world in all its absurdity and grandeur (and anything else that happens to pop into our heads)Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-26670319476120682262013-08-21T21:39:00.001-07:002013-08-21T21:39:23.989-07:00Unity (Part I)Unity is a puzzling concept for me. For one thing, it is bound up in identity, and unfortunately it's rather hard to think about identity without subtly (or not so subtly) bringing in Plato's forms. The scenario is familiar. Plato used the example of a chair (therefore I feel compelled to do so as well). We can't call two four legged objects, which happen to be designed expressly for sitting, chairs unless we grant that there's something they both share which makes them chairs. So, we attempt to nail this attribute down. The more we talk about it the more abstract it becomes, and finally we've stripped all of its particulars away and we're left with a universal. By the way, if a better mind than mine can think up something to call this besides "chairness", I would be most grateful. Now we can be Augustinian and locate this in the mind of God, or we can be more traditional Platonists and allocate it to some ethereal region (but let's not). So much is familiar to anyone who has taken an introductory Philosophy course (I have, by the way, and therefore am now part of a minimally exclusive club of people who know <i>everythi</i>ng<i> </i>about it.)<br />
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Christian unity, and Christian identity, does not operate in this way. I do not share an ethereal "christian-nes" with the citizens of the City of God. Paul instead uses one particular phrase over and over again. He uses this phrase especially in Ephesians to locate the identity of the believer. This phrase is "in Christ." For example, in the opening verse of Ephesians he states that he's writing to the faithful in Christ. In v. 4 he says "as he chose us in Him (i.e., Christ)." It is this trait, being in Christ, which unites me to all believers. We could talk more about what the implications of being "in Christ" are, but notice that it is no longer abstract. Unity for believers is not bound up in some trait which is itself located in an ethereal realm of the forms. It's not even something located in the mind of God. It turns out that unity is bound up in a person. The person of Jesus Christ.<br />
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In the past, I've been distressed by the diversity which I see in the church today. The thought of thousands of different denominations seemed to me, like a great evil. This was especially apparent to me considering that, in the not comparatively distant past (I'm talking about before the East-West split), there once was only one true church. I may have even taken sides with Chesterton in my frustration, when he seemed to take jabs at protestants for messing it all up. To him, Protestants might be part of what's wrong with the world. My thought is, surely Christ would want there to be only one church which worshipped him.<br />
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I get an immediate, "no" answer in Luke 9:49. The disciples came running like tattletales to Jesus with the appalling news that men, who were not with the disciples, were casting out demons in Jesus' name. Jesus gives an ecumenical answer, "Do not forbid them, for he who is not against you (all) is for you (all)." This answers two types of people (who are really quite similar). First, it answers those who, like the disciples probably, are more interested in gatekeeping. We need to stop them because they haven't been with us. Secondly, there are those (more like me) who wish that all these churches would just agree on what the Bible teaches. I did not think of this sentiment as anti-ecumenical until I heard Pastor Douglas Wilson explain it in a sermon. The thing is, it's an excellent sentiment. But what it really means is that I wish everyone would agree with me. After all, I have the advantage of being right.<br />
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The complete picture of what true unity is in Ephesians 4, "[There is] one body and one spirit, just as you all were called in one hope of your calling; one LORD, one Faith, one baptism, one God and Father of all." This is true unity. Paul continues in v. 11 to explain the need for apostles, prophets, evangelists, shepherds, and teachers. They are a gift to equip us all for building up of the body of Christ, to grow us up into maturity so that we are no longer led astray by every new doctrine. In the end, if I were to reject the church because it is supposedly disunited I would be cut off from the very body to which I am called to be united. Besides being sad and lonely, the church of Rob Noland would be composed entirely of hypocrites.<br />
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NB: I have borrowed heavily from the work of Mark Driscoll in his excellent book, "Who Do You Think You Are?", which is essentially an exposition of Ephesians.Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-48305450427174329342012-11-17T22:20:00.000-08:002012-11-17T22:20:57.493-08:00Christ's claims- A response to a FB discussionMy friend recently had a status update that reads: <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">If you reject Christ, you cannot help but see the Old Testament as a book with an evil dictator for a god, and a chronicle of violence and blood.</span><br />
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My friend asked him to clarify, and he said (with obvious errors corrected): <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">It just seems like, by that logic, any group can justify its beliefs and the actions of its leader by simply saying "well you wouldn't understand 'cause you're not one of us."</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">There is a sense in which every belief system has the power you have mentioned. Any adherents to a worldview (such as National Socialism) can defend that worldview using their own presuppositions and be perfectly justified in their own minds. The cracks are sealed and every horrifying action is justified by their beliefs. It is the perfect circle of logicality which Chesterton described. We, on the other hand, can see the system and see precisely where it falls down because we are out of the system. From this position we can rightly condemn National Socialism on every point in which it deviates from the Law of God. Christianity is similarly closed, with one important difference. It closes around the entire world. The power of the Nazi party was constrained to a few European states (and that for a short period of time) and is now limited to a small number of National Socialists worldwide. If Christ is who He claims to be (which Christians believe), then he lays legitimate claim to the entire world. It is not possible to step out of the world and judge its creator. So, yes a Christian can defend the Old Testament based on His belief in Christ.</span></div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px;">I sense an objection. You, I assume, do not agree to my presuppositions. You do not believe that Christ is creator and redeemer and therefore you do not recognize His claim. This would seem to make the argument meaningless. Actually, this fact is regrettable but it does no damage to the argument at all. It still remains the case that Christ’s <i>claims </i>are infinite and, indeed, belief in Christ is essential to seeing the Old Testament rightly. Moreover, we as Christians have legitimate reasons to believe in Christ’s claims. You may continue to judge the actions of a being you do not believe in (this seems to me a worthless endeavor), but you may not compare Him to Hitler or His followers to Nazis. The distance is simply too great. It is quite easy to step out of the tiny domain Hitler claims for himself and judge him from there. It is quite impossible to step out of the domain Christ claims.</span></div>
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Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-3163596094417263752010-05-01T15:05:00.000-07:002010-05-01T15:16:19.785-07:00I am apparently unable to talk about anything other than dirt.<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">So. I've been out a while. School and all that. But I'm still thinking about dirt, which I'm sure is exciting to a total of one person in this world. Namely me. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dirt is life and death: death out of life, life out of death. When things die they hit ground. Bunches of little beasts eat them, die, and fall apart into dust. One of Danny Boyle’s movies told me that 80% of dust is human skin. Everything dies into dirt. Dirt is death. Every living thing pulls its life from the ground. Dead dogs are eaten by worms and flies and members of phylum Zygomycota. They die, and crumble into dust. A man comes, and dead pieces of him fall off in invisible flakes of skin while he cuts the dirt in two with an iron sword. The man drops in round balls that look dead. Water drops fall from clouds and shatter on the dirt. Seeds take nutrients from the dirt and live – they pull death from the soil and make it green life. Months later, this plant too will die, its hard labor ripped away and the stalk cut down. And the man’s wife will grind and knead and feed her family with bread, bread grown from death, life out of the dust. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">We become dirt. Dirt looks better when we adorn it, like a beautiful woman wearing diamonds. It’s a mutually beneficial existence. Dirt in the wild is great, but not like earth that is cared for, tilled, and cultivated. It’s not the same. At the same time, the soil of overworked, overfarmed land is one of the saddest sights in the world. Drained of all life, it holds no promise, only sorrow. It’s true, though, that the untouched dirt of a national park is good like the Sabbath is good, that the pristine white sand of Pensacola is beautiful, but we need six times more earth to balance it out. Good earth. Dark earth. Black with minerals and nutrients and promise and growth and rot and hard work and death and life. We are becoming to dirt. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dirt becomes us. A man is at home with his fingers in the dirt. Perhaps it’s my Southern roots, but I think there’s universal respect for a farmer, for a man who plunges his hands in the soil. Those who don’t like getting their hands dirty aren’t people I want to be around, speaking in the most general way possible. We need to be touching dirt. There’s a labor of Hercules in which he tries to defeat Antaeus, the giant who is immortal while touching earth, that should ring true for us (perhaps far truer than the Enlightenment would have us think – are we not just that way?). After all, “cursed is everyone who hangs on a tree.” Why is it that the most disturbing shot in every Western the toes of the cowboy’s boots dangling three inches off the ground beneath the lynching tree? Why does it always work? Why do people in space begin to deteriorate from the inside out? We need dirt to survive. If we leave it for long it leaks out our bones and muscles and we die. There’s a reason being hanged is the most disgraceful possible death in almost every ancient culture. Go, says the judge, go be pulled away from what makes you human, what you are most like in the universe, and be held there until you can’t breathe anymore while everyone watches you. Dirt is becoming to us. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">God became dirt. Infinite beauty and power and love was bound and wrapped and pressed into clay that walked around on the earth and was hungry and hurt and cried and grew angry. Matter has never been created or destroyed, the great lords of science tell us. But the apostles chuckle and say that they’re wrong. A few trillion molecules are missing from this universe. Because Christ rolled away the stone from His resting place in the earth, and stepped forth in a body of dirt made new. And it’s not here any more. And so I must believe that there is dirt missing from this earth. It’s remade, renewed, purified of all remnants and scars of death, and sits at the right hand of the Father. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dirt becomes us. Dirt was what God took and breathed life into. Dirt is what makes up our skin, our bones, and that little thing next to your small intestine called appendix. Dirt is made up of molecules, and some of those molecules are sucked up by roots into most everything. Grass. Wheat. Grapes. Some of those molecules go into cows after being grass. Wheat molecules become flour, then bread, and the grape similarly becomes wine. All of our food, at some point, came from dirt, and so all that we physically are came, sooner or later, from dirt. Dirt makes us better – Christ healed the blind man with mud. He called Zacchaeus out of sin into life: out of a tree and onto the dirt. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">We become dirt. When we are done fighting with air, pulling it down and letting it out of ourselves, we are laid to rest. We sleep in the dirt, surrounded by the dust that we were. There we give up trying to hold the dirt we have. We give it back. And that’s the economy of the Gospel. Give up what you have. Give everything you have to others, and it will come back to you. Give up your pride to Christ and He will give you a real reason to be proud. Give up your strength to the dirt, from whence it came, give your bones back to the ground. And, one day – even so, come quickly Lord Jesus! – dirt will be raised up and pressed into a true body, one without decay or sin or death, and the breath of the Spirit will fill it with flame and purified, clean, unshatterably beautiful, you will stand made new in the World made new. An Earth made without sin, made with no thought of death, on dirt washed pure by the blood of Christ. </span></div></span></div>trotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14126618346847536915noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-1160663734104003812010-04-11T17:06:00.000-07:002010-04-11T17:08:57.177-07:00Best Video EverYeah, so this is my new favorite youtube video. Done by my friends Christian and Sheffield Leithart, starring Stephen Sampson. All filmed In Bucer's Coffeehouse Pub in Moscow, ID. I'm using a link rather than an embed, just because.<div><br /></div><div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoE9Zm7NtWo</div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-35477564238953033842010-03-24T21:58:00.000-07:002010-03-30T20:52:33.262-07:00WrongThere are some people who seem to be always right. I used to look up to these sorts of people, and want to be like them. That was before I realized that they aren't always right. They are all phonies. So what happens when they are wrong? Well, either they deflate gracefully or they end up worse than anything Roald Dahl could of dreamed up. Admitting wrong means stepping out of yourself and viewing yourself from another viewpoint. Being wrong is like little worldview aftershocks; some peoples' worldviews just can't take it.<div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><div><br /></div><div>Take fatherhood. The father-young children relationship fascinates me. When the father is taking his proper role (and even when he is not) he is creating a model of the Father to his children. When they are young, he can do no wrong. Gradually, as his children get older they come to realize that their father is human and he makes mistakes. He is an imperfect model of God, but a model nonetheless. Incidentally, what happens when no father is in the home? Statistics.</div><div><br /></div><div>The people I can truly admire are the ones who can be wrong. I want to be like them. I want to be like my father.</div><div><br /></div><div>It's not enough to be mistaken, mislead, or whatever. No excuses. Just be wrong and expect it to hurt. This will be my easter resolution: BE WRONG. I'm sure I won't be lacking in opportunities.</div><div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-26419440822195970602010-03-05T20:47:00.001-08:002010-03-05T22:24:56.616-08:00Joy in the parenthesesPeople say that the past gets in the way of the present too much. That's probably true, but the future matters to me more. Perhaps this is because I'm young (a mere 21 years old; God willing I have more future ahead of me than past behind me). Right now the future is distracting me. I pray God for patience but I want joy now; without all the pain, anxiety, and heartache that comes with it. (My whole life up to now has been a parentheses; let's get to the good stuff already).<div><div><br /></div><div>I've always been that way (is this a basic human trait, or am I special?). I'd love to learn piano without practicing or recitals; boy I hated those (If I had learned I would have been much better than you, by the way). I'm a lazy neat freak and an apathetic radical (my room's a mess and I haven't done a darn thing about the issues I care about). Wouldn't it be great if things just worked themselves out with no effort?</div><div><br /></div><div>I think a lot of people have this "parentheses" view. It couldn't be more wrong. My life is a book and this <i>is</i> the good stuff. What's keeping me from having joy now? What, my singleness? My dependence on my parents for money? The pain in my back? Pain is transient (seriously, it's getting better), singleness is where God wants me right now, and God bless my parents. In the words of my little brother, life is glorious. Rejoice!</div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-63790875794107476962010-03-03T19:20:00.001-08:002010-03-03T19:20:44.140-08:00Same moon<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4397843776/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4397843776_4a1bca688b_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4397843776/">DSC_7484</a><br />Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/robnoland/">robnoland</a></span></div>Ain't it gorgeous? I didn't have the aid of a 400 mm lens this time, so it was just 200 and the texture of the moon didn't come out quite the way I would have liked. But I still like it.<br clear="all" />Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-34040324111610731472010-02-21T18:23:00.000-08:002010-02-21T18:25:14.558-08:00In defense of Drunkenness (and hypocrites)<div>It's supposedly common knowledge that the world is full of hypocrites. Very few people actually "practice what they preach." Incidentally, it's thought that the church has an inordinate number of hypocrites. When in fact, what the Church has is an inordinate number of people who<i> </i><i>have </i>something to preach.</div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Now would be a good time to explain that I mainly chose this title for the sake of sensationalism. You can relax, I'm not really going to defend drunkenness. In fact, no one is. Out of all the inebriates this stressful world has produced, I have never heard of one of them defending their drunkenness. And this brings me to my real point. For those outside of the church, if they can't preach what they practice then they have nothing to preach. There's no standard beyond their own lifestyle. Hypocrites don't even make sense in this context.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, let's hear no more of this nonsense that the Church is full of hypocrites. The Church is full of saints, and the hypocrites are there because they want to look like them.</div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-57873217053997240132010-02-20T11:24:00.001-08:002010-02-20T11:24:57.304-08:00"Empty spaces fill me up with holes" - stupidest beginning line ever (courtesy of the Backstreet Boys)Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-80284886134762345962010-02-18T14:55:00.001-08:002010-02-18T15:01:19.348-08:00I sent some e-mails to myself and they ended up in my junk mail. What up with that, huh?Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-14111493233302483982010-02-18T10:34:00.001-08:002010-02-18T10:37:38.445-08:00What I think. . .Say all the bad things you want about McCarthy, but he's got his own "ism" and his own "ites."<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>(By the way, this is the sort of thing that would usually go onto facebook as a status message, but I recently deactivated my account. So there might be some "status-ish" posts. I hope you don't mind).</div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-77909739067381036192010-02-07T20:14:00.000-08:002010-02-07T21:30:25.115-08:00Language in HeavenI remember someone in my class asking Magister Griffith, my NSA latin teacher, what he thought the best language was (and it was assumed this ultra-language would be the primary language of heaven). Instead of saying latin, as we halfway expected him to, he said that no single language can be called "the best". Therefore, we'll just have to learn all earthly languages in heaven.<div><br /></div><div>Sounds like fun; I'm going to learn Icelandic first. You see, there are so many things I would like to do but for which have neither the time nor the energy. One such thing is to learn an absolutely useless language, such as Icelandic. I will probably never run into an Icelandic person. There are no scholarly writings in Icelandic (that I know of, who knows?). Oh, but it's such a beautiful language. Just listen to some Sigur Ros and you'll know what I mean.</div><div><br /></div><div>Next I would probably learn all the languages of Africa. After that, probably all the native American tongues. Then I would move on to the remaining dead languages that NSA couldn't cover.</div><div><br /></div><div>So there you have it. That's what I would do in my spare time, in those first couple days in heaven.</div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-33591627107100070562010-02-06T16:37:00.000-08:002010-02-06T18:01:55.347-08:00The mole named ClarenceIf I hadn't been sick I would have given this declamation yesterday. The assignment was to write a fable. Here 'tis:<div><br /></div><div><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal">There was once a mole named Clarence. He was a fat, nearsighted (but not quite blind), ugly mole. And when he talked (as he was wont to do) he whistled. In all of these respects, he was quite like his other mole friends. None of them were particularly good looking, but that didn’t tend to matter. The only peculiar thing about him was that he was afraid of being underground. Human psychologists would say that he was claustrophobic, but the moles, who had never encountered such an illness, just thought that he was odd. One day Clarence had enough of being afraid, and he started to dig up rather than down. He did not spend long in this endeavour before he found himself, for the first time, above ground. It was ecstasy finally being in the fresh air, and for a few moments he was truly happy. Unfortunately, being so nearsighted he inadvertently wandered into the busy highway next to his hole. I’m sorry to announce that Clarence died. The moral of this story is that there are usually far worse things to be afraid of, so mole up.</p> <!--EndFragment--> <div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-45631258706708977082010-01-15T07:26:00.000-08:002010-01-15T07:33:16.791-08:00I am continually amazedokgo has cranked out consistently awesome music videos. There's the immortal treadmill video for <i>here it goes again</i>, one of the first great youtube videos and the epic fight montage of<i> million ways to be cruel</i>. I'm not sure if they stopped making videos at that point or if I just stopped watching them. In any case, their new one is on the tube right now, and it's awesome. The song is called <i>this too shall pass</i>. <div>I can't embed it so go here:<div><br /></div><div>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY</div><div><br /></div><div>Still not convinced? Picture this: Notre Dame Fighting Irish marching band. An accordion. In a field. In Gilley suits. Oh yeah. </div></div>trotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14126618346847536915noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-88983588447899251722010-01-14T07:29:00.000-08:002010-01-14T07:55:05.208-08:00I am dirt<div>Consider this my apology. I've been gone a while. Sorry. This is the fruit of my spare time (and lack thereof), my thoughts these last two terms, my reading over summer break, and several lectures I've heard recently, most importantly a talk on Genesis 1 by Pastor James Jordan.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>just so ya know: this post is long, ill-informed, and, like this note itself, startlingly self-important. welcome to blogging.</i></div><div><br /></div><div>So I found this quote recently on the IMDB about the upcoming film <i>The Hobbit</i>, directed by Guilermo del Toro, everybody’s favorite Spanish director with a name that means “bull.” In said film, Ian McKellen will be starring as Gandalf the Grey. So, further ado aside, here ‘tis.</div><div><br /></div><div></div><blockquote><div>Not only will <i>The Hobbit</i> afford McKellen another chance to find his feet with one of literature’s greatest wizards, but the film will also allow him to return to the earlier incarnation of the character, Gandalf the Grey, who only appeared in the first of the trilogy, <i>Fellowship of the Ring</i>.</div><div><br /></div><div>“Grey Gandalf is my favourite,” he told us. “Peter Jackson’s too, we always preferred Gandalf the Grey. Peter liked him because he got down and dirty. He slept in the hedgerows; he was closer to the earth and not quite so spiritual. He’s also funnier -- he’s got more variety to him. We thought there was more scope in that Gandalf.”</div></blockquote><div></div><div><br /></div><div>It struck me. I looked at it harder, and got struck a second time. Something didn’t seem right. Gandalf the White is without a doubt the greater, more powerful, and all in all stranger character in the Trilogy than Gandalf the Grey. Why is that?</div><div><br /></div><div>I can’t accept the idea that it’s because he’s more other-worldly. That’s what McKellen is getting at here. Mostly we read Tolkien like the good gnostics the Enlightenment wanted us to be. We see Gandalf the Grey with stains in his beard and Gandalf the White as floating on a cloud. What we don’t realize is that Gandalf the White laughs more often, rides a better horse, and actually seems to use less magic than the old one. What gives?</div><div><br /></div><div>I wonder if we can’t look at <i>The Lord of the Rings</i> as a struggle of elements. I mean, we can look at it as many, many things but I feel this is crucial. If we listen to Aristotle, the first are earth, air, fire, and water. The Nazgul ride dragons; they control the air. They themselves are vaporous spirits, and the evils of Mordor are described as “stenches” and “foul winds” coming from the place. What defeats the Nazgul? Water at the Ford of Bruinen, summoned by Elrond; fire, wielded by Aragorn at Weathertop and later at Bruinen by Glorfindel; and dirt. Aren’t the hobbits the people of the earth? And a hobbit (Merry) is the only creature who can break the spells holding the spirit of the Witch-King together.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gandalf the White is no air-rider. He rides a horse, and the king of horses at that. He needs no spells to hold himself together (unlike his rival the Witch King); he is an actual living person with an actual body. He doesn’t really have epiphanies on the battlefield in which he hears angelic choirs going at it whilst he cavalierly looks at a moth (really, Jackson, really?). He fights and gets bloody and becomes tired and eventually gets in a boat to go off to the Western Lands, rather than floating out on a broomstick or some other such nonsense. In short, he is a very real, very earth-bound being.</div><div><br /></div><div>What is it about dirt? I mean, what gives? We’re made out of dirt, right? And that has to have some significance. Wendell Berry discusses this a bit throughout the vast body of his writings, and in some poems especially. He talks about how it means that we are forever linked to this world, to the dirt under our feet; that it is like us because we are made out of it. This is good.</div><div><br /></div><div>But as I read N.D. Wilson’s <i>Dandelion Fire</i> this summer, I started wondering if there was something more. In the world Wilson creates in the trilogy, those born with the second-sight, the seventh sons, all hold the power of some living thing (plants, as far as the series has gone). The protagonist Henry, for instance, has the power of the dandelion in his veins. And with that power comes the weaknesses and strengths of the plant. Just as the dandelion is easily broken, Henry gets knocked over again and again. But, like the weed, he gets right back up every time.</div><div><br /></div><div>If you drop something onto dirt, granules of it go hither and yon. But it holds. Nothing goes right through dirt. It holds a 10 ton truck as well as it holds a feather. Even better, actually, cause most of the time you can’t get trucks out of pure dirt as easily as a feather. Dirt isn’t American. It doesn’t understand rugged individualism. A single grain of sand gets you nowhere. I can split it with a long fingernail. But get a few trillion or so of the whitest grains will hold half of Florida (and most of New York) on a hot summer day without breaking a sweat.</div><div><br /></div><div>What happens when you burn dirt? Silicon, first. A weirdly silver sort of hard tinfoil that happens to conduct lightning really really well. We’re not too bad at attracting lightning ourselves. Except we don’t turn silver (what could have been, eh?). Keep heating that puddle of silvery goo in your crucible. Get it hot. Really hot. 2000 degrees is a good start. 4000 would be even better. Pour it on the end of a hollow stick. Breathe into it. You’ve made glass.</div><div><br /></div><div>God calls us to remember that we are sons of Adam. Or, as we would say in English, Dirt-bag. God took the ground and shaped something in His image. He breathed into it. We are dirt. We have dirt’s weaknesses. Dirt gives way to everything. We have dirt’s strength. Dirt gives way to nothing. We have dirt’s ugliness. Regular old dirt ain’t much to look at. We have dirt’s beauty. Burn dirt and you get glass.</div><div><br /></div><div>The world thinks dualistically. But be of good cheer. He has overcome the world.</div><div><blockquote>“Did you mark how naturally – as if he’d been born for it – the earth-born vermin entered the new life? How all his doubts became, in the twinkling of an eye, ridiculous? … As he saw you, he also saw Them. I know how it was. You reeled back dizzy and blinded, more hurt by them than he had ever been by bombs. The degredation of it! – that this thing of earth and slime could stand upright and converse with spirits before whom you, a spirit, could only cower. Perhaps you had hoped that the awe and strangeness of it would dash his joy. But that is the cursed thing; the gods are strange to mortal eyes, and yet they are not strange.… He saw not only Them; he saw Him. This animal, this thing begotten in a bed, could look on Him. What is blinding, suffocating fire to you, is now cool light to him, is clarity itself, and wears the form of a Man.” <i>C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters</i></blockquote></div><div>The princes of the power of the air look at us and sneer: “dirt-bag.” We laugh and say “sure.” We know the end of the story. Jesus already showed us. Life is full of torment and pain, but it ends with an emptied tomb. The water from His side keeps us from burning up in the crucible of life. He rose with a body that walked through walls but still knew good fish and good wine, and still wanted a good fire to keep warm by. </div><div><br /></div><div>Out in the desert of the world, outside the gardens of Eden and Gethsemane, we get fires and knives. Trials and tribulations are as common as cole slaw at a Baptist church picnic. We’re burned by the fire, and shaped by the knife. We’re born dirt and sprinkled with water to keep us from becoming charcoal in the middle of it all. Then, like the apostles before us, we are showered in fire. Cover us in the Spirit. Call on God to wrap wet earth in tongues of flame like Elijah did on Carmel. Take even a child, cover it in water, and let the Spirit do His work, God says. And watch that child take on the world. Watch it all go topsy turvy. </div><div><br /></div>trotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14126618346847536915noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-26139623872771170392010-01-04T17:11:00.001-08:002010-01-04T17:11:44.659-08:00Quirky lights<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4243086679/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2691/4243086679_7fd5e7c905_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4243086679/">DSC_0608</a><br />Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/robnoland/">robnoland</a></span></div>I used some long exposure to get this effect on the street lights at the beach.<br clear="all" />Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-14638045252739803652010-01-04T17:09:00.001-08:002010-01-04T17:09:17.775-08:00Blue Heron<div style="float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4242253203/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4048/4242253203_7f0f918335_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a><br /><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robnoland/4242253203/">DSC_0792</a><br />Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/robnoland/">robnoland</a></span></div>Here is a Blue Heron I "shot" at Bellingrath gardens near Mobile, Alabama. I had to throw a stick near him to get him to fly away, and then scramble to get the picture.<br clear="all" />Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-87696595071695291612009-12-31T15:35:00.000-08:002009-12-31T15:41:21.813-08:00Holiday RainThis is a photo from a potted plant on our our front steps. I took it while it was raining. I like the way it makes the leaves glisten in the light.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdKI80mY-xwnp7OjrZpLkF81WxIEDs6dtiycCSEchboTeuLwf85D7NMgnO1YK9qNYK-i1N0KgQRudQf_A_-s8CZaP9JeCLSTT_A6OaPZ0n0pMIj6o1VUWB3MwqN3FxxtTeYkHAE9yUqLpU/s1600-h/DSC_0519.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdKI80mY-xwnp7OjrZpLkF81WxIEDs6dtiycCSEchboTeuLwf85D7NMgnO1YK9qNYK-i1N0KgQRudQf_A_-s8CZaP9JeCLSTT_A6OaPZ0n0pMIj6o1VUWB3MwqN3FxxtTeYkHAE9yUqLpU/s200/DSC_0519.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421548420727917090" /></a>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-77752343013443944122009-12-17T13:49:00.000-08:002009-12-17T15:00:49.116-08:00RelicsI came to a sudden realization as I was reading the Gospel of Luke the other day. Christ really lived and walked on this earth two thousand years ago. Now, I did not suddenly become a christian several days ago. I truly believed before this time that the <i>Deus homo</i> lived and walked on the earth, was crucified and resurrected on the third day. I simply had not thought of it in quantifiable terms. After reading nearly exclusively ancient history for a term, two thousand years does not seem so long. <div><br /></div><div>The thought just struck me-<div>Christ did not burst into an alternate reality. He did not descend on a distant planet which was purer than our own. He walked on the good <i>firma terra, </i>and died on the cursed tree.</div><div><br /></div><div>Relics begin to make sense to me. I can understand how, if someone believed that he is in the presence of a cloth that touched God he might get just a bit excited.</div><div><br /></div><div>But why isn't every rock a relic; every grain of sand, and every leaf revered because it is God's handiwork? Why not frame every rainbow, or write poems praising every sunset? Such would be the response of a consistent relicist. But thankfully we are incapable of being consistent relicists, and this for the same reason we are incapable of being consistent God worshippers. But we are not called to praise every sunset. We are called to let every breath praise the LORD. So let's get started.</div><div><br /></div><div>Praise the LORD!</div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-86374197772454780082009-12-15T21:41:00.000-08:002009-12-15T21:56:56.798-08:00When (God willing) I have a daughter . . .<div>I will do my best to sing this to her; because it kicks "Butterfly Kisses" in its proverbially cliched hindquarters. It is "Father and Daughter" by Paul Simon.</div><div><br /></div><i>I believe the light that shines on you<br />Will shine on you forever<br />And though I can't guarantee<br />There's nothing scary hiding under your bed<br />I’m gonna stand guard<br />Like a postcard of a Golden Retriever<br />And never leave till I leave you<br />With a sweet dream in your head<br /><br />I'm gonna watch you shine<br />Gonna watch you grow<br />Gonna paint a sign<br />So you'll always know<br />As long as one and one is two<br />There could never be a father<br />Who loved his daughter more than I love you</i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Go out and listen to "Father and Daughter". Or anything else by him (you have my permission). This blog is not sponsored by Paul Simon (or U2).</span><br /></i><div><i><br /></i></div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-32727109714579424922009-12-13T08:59:00.000-08:002009-12-13T09:00:18.081-08:00FinalsFinals. . . aren't. If NSA has taught me one thing, it is that work is never done. Work is cyclical. I'm finished with<i> that</i> history paper, but I will be writing another history paper shortly. Then, I might be done with writing history papers (hopefully this sad state will never happen), but I will be writing more papers and taking more tests. Also, let it be known, I plan to teach a bit after college. What does this mean? I'll be assigning and grading papers. Where does it end? Not in academia.<div><div><br /></div><div>The lawn does not stay mowed, the leaves don't stay off the lawn, and the dishes certainly don't stay clean. C.S. Lewis aptly described the sequence of life (in I think "Surprised by Joy"). <i>Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die</i>.</div><div><br /></div><div>I can only think of two times in all of history when an act was justly declared completed; unique and never to be repeated. One was at the very beginning of history, one was right in the middle.</div><div><br /></div><div>"And on the seventh day <b>God ended his work which he had made</b>; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made" Genesis 2:2 (KJV)</div><div><br /></div><div>"When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, <b>It is finished</b>: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost." John 19:30 (KJV)</div><div><br /></div><div>There it is. That is finality.</div><div><br /></div></div>Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-59281167771373288162009-12-05T16:01:00.000-08:002009-12-05T16:56:45.803-08:00Practical JokesI have made a rather stunning discovery, which I would like to share. Someone showed me how holding down the shift key on a mac will make everything slow down. So what you can do is hold down the shift key and hit an expose button over and over. Then close down the computer and later you'll have to wait until the windows stop bouncing at their extra slow pace. He said you can do that to other people and it's a lot of fun. I am too lazy to attempt it on other people, I did it to myself. Then I had to e-mail something and<span style="font-style: italic;"></span> was really mad at myself for doing that earlier.<br /><br />As I was watching the windows bob up and down rhythmically I thought to myself: self, I was just the victim of a retroactive auto-practical joke. I could do this sort of thing all the time. Right before I drift off to sleep I could tie my legs together. If all goes according to plan (fall asleep within five minutes of the event), the memory of tying my legs would never make it past the very-very short-term memory phase. I would wake up the next morning with no idea of what I'd done the night before. What a pleasant way to start the day.<br /><br />When you think about it, it isn't fair at all. You see, what makes a practical joke sort of alright is its tit-for-tat nature. If you play one, then you are asking for it. Not so if you play one on yourself. A self inflicted practical joke will always be past-self playing a trick on future-self. The future never gets its own back.<br /><br />And this is the case with everything, not just practical jokes. Take politics. Clinton left behind a load of troubles for Bush, who left an even bigger mess for Obama to make worse. Leaving politics (I hate politics), just look at life in general. We are always doing things to ourselves now which we will regret later. What's a tattoo but a nasty trick a twenty year old is playing on a fifty year old? You can laugh at your past self but you can never give it a good talking to. Hm, I'm sure there's a moral in there somewhere.Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-16954147490388314612009-12-01T20:08:00.001-08:002009-12-01T20:25:16.456-08:00Our "Where you people at"-map no longer looks like it has a nasty case of the chicken pox. Although I am happy that it's feeling better, I am a little sad that you can no longer see the various locations of our visitors on its diseased skin. It just shows a measly eight visits in the United States. Oh well. At least now we can see better where new blotches are going.<br /><br />Also, you may have noticed that our hit counter is down. I know many of you are distraught right now with thoughts of all the hypothetical donuts you will miss out on (we were getting close to 7000 hits). It was about this time last year that Kaleb decided to <span style="font-size:78%;">not </span>give out Krispy Kreme donuts on a monumentous hit count landmark. Alas, we are going to have to cancel that tradition.Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-6931295932824275042009-11-17T11:33:00.000-08:002009-12-06T18:05:37.638-08:00The Romance of Language<span style="font-style: italic;">And would it have been worth it, after all,<br />Would it have been worth while,<br />After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,<br />After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that rail along the floor -<br />And this, and so much more? -<br />It is impossible to say just what I mean!<br />But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:<br />Would it have been worth while<br />If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,<br />And turning toward the window, should say:<br />'That is not it at all,<br />That is not what I meant, at all.'<br /><br />- </span>T.S. Elliot excerpt from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>"It is impossible to say just what I mean. . ." Ironically, I know just what J. Alfred Prufrock means. Speech is a burden to my soul. I believe I accomplish it as well as the next man, and perhaps better on paper but it frustrates me just the same. I do not wish I were better at speaking or writing; I wish it were not necessary. And it is not the action of speech itself that galls me. I am not a lazy communicator. If anything, I am too much of a perfectionist. So what, then, do I mean? That if I had my way in the world (thank goodness I do not) you would never have to ask this question of anyone. Minds would meet in the absence of all things besides perfect being and its expression in perfect thought.<br /><br />If you are reading this, then my wish has not been fulfilled. You still have the wonderful freedom to misinterpret me, and I have the privilege of writing ambiguous sentences. Praise be to God, for leaving the romance in our language.<br /><br />Yes, there is romance in our language, and it is the romance that flusters. Every sentence flirts with a host of different meanings. Some words are associated with one another so that they can best be called friends. Others will court one another until they become synonymous, and then finally philander into entirely different meanings. This is the way of words and who am I to stop them?Rob Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06775857342353809983noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623112609664223153.post-41015913280367410162009-11-09T22:57:00.000-08:002009-11-09T23:02:28.260-08:00I, like Big T, have a wise younger sister.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">As has </span></span><a href="http://madmancorner.blogspot.com/2009/07/morgan-is-smarter-than-me.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">already</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><a href="http://madmancorner.blogspot.com/2009/07/morgan-is-still-smarter-than-me.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">been</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> </span></span><a href="http://madmancorner.blogspot.com/2009/07/morgan-again.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">said</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> by better men than I, my sister is smarter than me. And sweeter. Which, if you know me, you know isn't that hard, and if you know my sister, you know how much of an understatement that is. </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><blockquote>Don't forget that sleep is not a sin. Please get some rest.</blockquote>(from an email)</span></span></span></div>trotterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14126618346847536915noreply@blogger.com0